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I will post things here soon.=)smile

Save the whales=)smile

I did my speech on New Zealand and have some funny facts=)smile

Oh and... Only in N.Z. ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in N.Z. ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their cough, cold, aspirin while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in N.Z. ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in N.Z. ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in N.Z. ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and & lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in N.Z. ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in N.Z. ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skateboard park.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Kiwis are injured each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 58 Kiwis are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Kiwis are injured each year by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Kiwis had burns trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Kiwis were admitted to emergency in the last two

Years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. and finally.....

In 2005 eight Kiwis cracked their skull whilst throwing up in the toilet